Will Charlie Harper really be killed off Two and a Half Men?

How will new star Ashton Kutcher be introduced?

And, seriously, how does anyone find this sitcom funny?

Two of those questions will be answered on September 19, when season nine of the series premieres on CBS. To get fans excited, the network has released the following promotional image, which teases that “all will be revealed” on that date. Based on Jon Cryer’s face, let’s hope some things are best left a secret…

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